By Cat Lever
The AFL Grand Final weekend is a very, very important weekend for South Australians this year and (aside from the obvious) there are many things that could go wrong. Here are just five.
1. Don’t burn the snags
AFL and barbecue go together like a perfectly cooked sausage in soft, white bread. Don’t ruin it.
2. Don’t be a crazy supporter
Painting your face in Crows colours is acceptable on this occasion… but nobody likes an aggressive fan. If you need to scream at the screen – keep it to a minimum.
3. Don’t organise a wedding
Grand Final day is not your day. It belongs to us all and we need to watch the football.
4. Any beers other than South Australian in the Grand Final esky
5. If you’re heading to Melbourne, don’t try to streak across the MCG
This isn’t cool anymore (was it ever?), and you will miss the game.